Vol. 1, No. 3: Slobberknockers & Buttonhooks photo

Tanka(s) for Too Many Mascots and Tennessee LogicZoe Grace Marquedant

Cartoon dog? Real dog?
Who's dog? Unrelated dog?
Wait- Davy Crocket?
What's a Rocky Top? Southland?
I thought this was the Smokies

The color orange?
The letter T? The centaur?
Dolly Parton? No?
Well, why not Dolly Parton?
Isn't she your Patron Saint?

Is it Patti Page?
The year 1998?
No? A "volunteer"?
What kind of mascot is that?
You should have gone with "Jolene"