Vol. 2, No. 1: "Drop Shot Valley" photo

The Good SamaritanWallace Barker

yesterday I was playing golf with my friend

and we heard moaning sounds from bushes

near a railroad track on the outskirts of the course


at first I just continued my game thinking it was

probably not anything or maybe some tramps

fighting or taking drugs or something


but I could picture myself from an outside view

playing golf while someone died in the bushes

so I went to investigate and found two tramps


a man and a woman smoking cigarettes

I asked if they were ok and they laughed

the man said "are you ok Julie?" and she laughed


and gave me a thumbs up

I think they were having sex back there.